Archie is dying in the next comic book issue. Betty and Veronica will join Jughead and do motivational speeches and porn. I also need to let you know that Mars, the Sun and Earth perfectly aligned last night which doesn’t happen that often.
Clearly the end of days is upon us and stocks continue to drop like a bad habit.
Utilities are making highs and bonds wont go down.
Biotech is getting a bounce, but even dead bodies emit gases hours after they expire.
Hopefully soon, I will be longer than the Game of Thrones intro and all will be right with the world again.
Carry on.
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