“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows”- Bob Dylan

They wont admit it, but the media is desperately waiting for Putin to make another move on another part of Ukraine just so they can get off this Malaysian airplane coverage.

In related news, France has surrendered to Crimea and declares war on Jamaica. It’s getting crazy.  Meanwhile, millions of tweeters attempt to think of alternate reference to Rocky IV to make fun of Russian crisis.

It’s Janet Yellen day at the Fed and she will probably ixnay that 6.5% unemployment target thingy, at least that’s the scuttlebutt.

In the “can’t make this shit up department”, from Benzinga. LOL. You ready?  Wait for it….

3 Reasons To Tap Into Home Equity To Buy Stocks

They go on to say………………….

“As home values are rising, so are the number of Americans taking out second mortgages. When (and if) done right, it is a very savvy move in personal finance.”

Savvy my ass. Maybe at 666, not here. They advocate buying dividend paying stocks. I guess they don’t go down when shit goes bad.

The beat goes on.

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